Archive for February, 2012
CUTE INSULT :
Girl : I Want To Say Something
Boy : What.?!
Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..
But I Dont..!!
Girl : No.
Boy : Then What..?
Girl : Go To Hell !!
Wife To Husband :
Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
Husband Replied :
It’s A Computer Not Your Husband
A Tired Man Came Home Late From His Whole Day Hard Work.
His 5 Year Old Son Was Waiting For Him At The Door.
Son- Dad, May I Ask You A Question ?
Son- Dad, How Much Do You Make An Hour?
Dad – That’s Not Your Business.
Son- Please Tell Me.
Dad- 20 $ Per Hour.
Son- Dad, May I Please Borrow 10 $?
Dad Got Angry ‘N Shouted On The Kid To Go To The Bed.
The Little Boy Went To The Room ‘N Shut The Door.
After Sometime Man Got Calm And He Went To Kid’s Room And Said: “Sorry For Being So Hard. Here’s Your 10 $ U Asked For.”
Kid Smiled- Ohhh… Thank You So Much Daddy !
Then Boy Took Out Some Coins He Had Kept Under The Pillow,
He Counted Them And Said-
“Dad, I Have 20 $ Now.
Can I Buy An Hour Of Your Time ?
Please Come Home Early Tomorrow.
I Would Like To Have Dinner With You.”
5 Love Facts
1-If it’s because of her eyes or her lips or her great body.
-It’s not love, it’s a LUST
2-If it’s because of her intelligence or insight about life.
-it’s not love, it’s and admiration
3-If it’s because she cries everytime u try to leave.
-it’s not love, it’s PITY.
4-If it’s because she makes u forget 2 study and sleep.
-it’s not love, it’s infatuation.
5-Love – is when you don’t know why you seem to be attracted to dat person..
(Love has its reason, and that reason is unknown!)
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n firstname.lastname@example.org, it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Have no friends not equal to yourself.