Archive for April, 2012





Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future.
Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!

Boss: You look like my third wife.
Lady: How many times have U been married?
Boss: Twice.

Dear Husband,

Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise!

Loving Wife

An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward.
So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.
So just focus, and keep aiming!