It’s raining. I’ll update and alert all my friends who don’t own a window.
Archive for May, 2012
How to Save the World? (1) Make a document titled “The World”. (2) Save it.
Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don’t mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don’t mean it..
I hate when old people poke me at weddings and say, “you’re next”. So now, I’ve started doing it to them at funerals.
Dad: “A bird told me you are doing drugs.” Boy: “You’re talking with birds and I’m the one doing drugs..?”
Two reasons not to drink toilet water: Number 1 and Number 2
When I’m bored, nobody texts me
When I’m bored, nobody texts me. When I’m busy, I’m the most popular person on the planet.
Oh, you’re cooler than me? Then I guess that makes me hotter than you.
Danger is my middle name.
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First name: Avoids
Last name: Completely
