Archive for October, 2012


Idgaf = I don’t give away food.

He’s 20 and you’re 14. That’s not dating, that’s babysitting

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

Why do pretty women think they’re ugly and ugly women think they’re pretty as hell?


There’s something about your face that makes me want to punch you.

Magic trick

Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That’s your age. =D

Dumb girls

Dumb girls……. Quit trying to look like us in photos, it’s embarrassing to our species. Sincerely, Ducks.

Screw love.

Screw love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.

My relationship is like an iPhone5. I don’t have an iPhone 5.

Don’t be mad because I don’t give a f***. Be mad because I once did, and you were too blind to see