Category: Double Meaning

When I say “I’ll think about it”, I really mean: “I’ll forget about it completely until you bring it up again”

Why is it that the car ride home always feels shorter, than the car ride going there?

Why Hairs Grow White

KID :- Why Some Of Ur Hair Are
White Dad ?

DAD : – Every Time A Son Make His Dad
Unhappy ,
One Of His Father’s Hair Turns White …..

… … KID :- Now Understand Why
Grandpa’s Hairs Are All White.




“Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees”

Mom!!!! Money Is Made From
Paper & Paper Comes From Trees.

Therefore Your Argument Is