Category: Facebook

MOM: “Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? DAUGHTER: “To the bathroom, I need a new Profile Picture.”

You don’t have to like me.

You don’t have to like me. I’m not a FACEBOOK status.

(1) friend request, (0) mutual friends, how the hell did you find me?

Poke your gf

Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook…Been trying for weeks…

Twitter, Facebook, Gmail….

In the next 20-30 years, one of the hardest things for kids will be to find a screen name on Gmail, FaceBook, Twitter, et al., that hasn`t already been taken.

Relationship Status

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3, it should default to UNSTABLE.

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my Facebook status to freak people out.

I still remember those days when photos were taken for memories and not for FaceBook profiles.