Category: Funny


I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it.

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When there’s a bug in the room… “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA!'” When you find out this motherfucker can fly: “Shit just got real”

BITCH I’LL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down, your toy is under the McNuggets.

Pssst! Hey Patrick? “What?” “I thought of something funnier than 24” “What?” “25”

Has anyone else noticed that Miley Cyrus looks a lot like Hannah Montana?

That awkward moment when you’re in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize that youve been staring at someone directly

Whoever said “you can’t fold a piece of paper in half 8 times” has clearly never seen me wipe my ass with the last sheet of toilet paper.

I don’t wanna sound like a badass or anything but I play the wii remote without the wriststrap on.

That time late at night where you find everything hilarious. *sees a pencil* “Look! It’s a pencil! HAHAHAThat time late at night where you find everything hilarious. *sees a pencil* “Look! It’s a pencil! HAHAHAThat time late at night where you find everything hilarious. *sees a pencil* “Look! It’s a pencil! HAHAHA

Dear McDonalds cashier, don’t give me that look. There’s no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don’t forget the toy.