Me: “Hey.” *2 HOURS LATER* Them: “Hi.” ……..No, it’s too late. I don’t wanna talk to you anymore.
Category: Insult
Talk is cheeeeeeap, that’s why everyone can afford it.
We aren’t dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, I just wanna punch them in the face.
‘Are you mad at me?’ Nooooooooo, I’m actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me..
I don’t hate you… but if you were hurt really badly and I had the phone to call an ambulance, I’d order pizza.
If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
I’m not your second choice nor your backup plan. So don’t text me when you’re bored.
Fact: You Can Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open
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PS: Good Boy. Now Roll Over 😉 😛
Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
Girl : What Are You Doing ?
Boy : Im Talking With My Angel Now :S
Girl : Aww , Do U Know That You Are So Sweet ?
Boy : Yes , Ohhh But My Angel Just Signed Off So Im Talking With Yu Now !! 😛
Girl : Aaaargh ><
