Me: “Hey.”

Me: “Hey.” *2 HOURS LATER* Them: “Hi.” ……..No, it’s too late. I don’t wanna talk to you anymore.

Talk is cheeeeeeap

Talk is cheeeeeeap, that’s why everyone can afford it.

We aren’t dating

We aren’t dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, I just wanna punch them in the face.

‘Are you mad at me?’

‘Are you mad at me?’ Nooooooooo, I’m actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me..

I don’t hate you..

I don’t hate you… but if you were hurt really badly and I had the phone to call an ambulance, I’d order pizza.

If you’re talking behind my back

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

I’m not your second choice nor your backup plan

I’m not your second choice nor your backup plan. So don’t text me when you’re bored.

You Can Breath While Your Tongue Is Out

Fact: You Can Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open

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PS: Good Boy. Now Roll Over 😉 😛

 

 

Am I Pretty or Ugly

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?

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Bf : You Are Both

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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?

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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

 

 

I Am Talking To My Angel

Girl : What Are You Doing ?

Boy : Im Talking With My Angel Now :S

Girl : Aww , Do U Know That You Are So Sweet ?

Boy : Yes , Ohhh But My Angel Just Signed Off So Im Talking With Yu Now !! 😛

Girl : Aaaargh ><