Category: One Liners


The best person in your life

The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after reading this sentence.

when you don’t know how

That awkward moment when you don’t know how to reply to a text.

A Bad Attitude Is Like A Flat Tire. If You Don’t Change It, You’ll Never Go Anywhere.

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

Everything is great

Everything is great when you don’t give a shit.

When a girl ends a conversation with, “k” you can be certain you just pissed her off

I don’t believe in love at first sight. It means your falling in love with someones appearence, and not their personality.

If someone hates you for no reason, you give that motherfucker a reason.

“I’m tired”

Saying “I’m tired” when I’m actually just sad.

What This Country Needs?

What this country needs is more leaders who know what this country needs.