Category: SantaBanta


Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

Neighbours’ wives

Santa: It is very difficult to understand why God creates beautiful women & then turns them into neighbours’ wives.

Santa: My memory is so bad.
Banta: How bad is it.
Santa: How bad is what?

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Wow, That was an amazing shot =P.

Santa: It is very difficult to understand why God creates beautiful women & then turns them into neighbours’ wives.

what do u wanna know

Santa to his son: I think it’s right time we should talk about sex!
Pappu: Sure dad, what do u wanna know…?

Jeeto: You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me?
Santa: Must be Joginder?
Jeeto: Yes but how do you know?
Santa: He is a scrap dealer!

Boss: Santa, bring two corner tickets for movie for me & my GF.
Santa brought two corner tickets A1 & A15.

Santa and Banta were driving to Disney Land. The sign board said “Disney Land Left”. So they turned back home in anguish!

Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him.
Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money & time.
Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!