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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him.
Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money & time.
Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!

Go To Hell

CUTE INSULT :
.
.
Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
.
Boy : What.?!
.
Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
Letters..!!
.
Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..
But I Dont..!!
.
Girl : No.
.
Boy : Then What..?
.
.
.
.
Girl : Go To Hell !!

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

It’s Sad When You Have Already
Learned To Be A Part Of Someone’s Life
&
You Just End Up Being Strangers!